Jul 22 2008
Hungry Horsing Around, RV Shopping for Poor People 101, August Romance and Villifying Veal
Hungry Horse Reservoir, Montana
Hungry Horse Reservoir, Montana
Hello, fellow travelers and romantics!
It has certainly been a while since I blogged, that’s for sure. Work, a trip out of town to visit family and work have all come between me and you!
We went over to see my daughter, son-in-law and adorable grandaughter in Eastern Washington over the weekend, and on the way back, stopped at several RV dealers in the Spokane Valley area. At one dealer, we ended up touring several newer Class A’s, though I’m certain we plan to get another fifth wheel because as “working full time RVers,” we need two vehicles. The Class A’s are great, but I cannot believe we could not find one that didn’t have leather seats in the cockpit. And if any of you know me at all who read this blog, you can imagine, I don’t do leather unless I have no other choice (like the belt on my uniform for work).
But aside from that, the Class A’s were great, though we still need to find a fifth wheel. I suppose we could continue to drag our oversized one bedroom apartment down the road to the tune of several thousand dollars in diesel money, because after all, the truck and RV are paid for. Or I could take on a payment…and still drag the new fifth wheel down the road to the tune of over a thousand dollars in diesel money. Decisions, decisions… This thousand or that thousand… Now, don’t go getting any wild ideas about me paying cash and such for a new RV… I had that notion for about one month but have quickly woken up to reality. Save money??? Hah! That’s obviously for lesser folk than I! ;-) I am waayyyy above that sort of thing. There are plenty of trees around here with green things growing on them, and I intend to pluck a few of those bad boys…
Anywayzzz, when the salesman finally figured out that he wasn’t going to be able to put me in a Class today or that I wasn’t going to be taking one home today (well, yesterday…), he bid us a fond farewell. The door did not hit us on the way out, not one little bit, don’t you worry.
I know what I want…the trick is finding a dealer that carries it…at least one that isn’t closed on Sundays and happens to be along the road when I drive from here to Eastern Washington to see my family. One salesman told me something about “territories” or some darn thing where this dealer will sell this line only if they can have the exclusive and won’t carry other lines because of this and that. Geez! What’s a shopper to do!
So, this one salesman was showing us Holiday Rambler Savoy fifth wheels. Now, I’m sorry, but Holiday Rambler??? In what lifetime am I ever going to be able to afford a Holiday Rambler fifth wheel? I didn’t even know they made fifth wheels. Or hey, how about a Bighorn?? What??? Don’t I wish! But do they come in 30 feet? Noooooo…not thinking so. Actually, he didn’t really show us a Bighorn. They have plenty on the lot and I’ve cruised through a bunch of them with appropriate sighs of envy, but the salesman had already sized me up as lower middle socioeconomic class if not upper lower class or quite possibly middle lower class, and he must have suspected my goal in life was simply to cut the grass on the 18 hole of the green, not actually play the course at the country club.
Where was I? Oh…I know, poor. So, off we went in a blaze of glory back home to our 37 foot hovel. Did I tell you about the wicked wind, rain, lightning and thunderstorm we had tonight while we tried to lower our awning in just about near nigh on typhoon winds??? In Montana??? I kid you not! Why will those awnings never work (it’s a manual deal, of course, what did I say about lower lower middle class, socioeconomically speaking?) when the wind is howling and rain is beating down on my head? And no, the guy across the way in the $300,000 rig was not struggling with his awnings. They didn’t even blow in the wind. Must be made of solid 14 K gold…like his hubcaps. I think I saw Dorothy’s house go by…on it’s way to Kansas, no doubt.
Just a quick note from me to say I’ve missed chatting with you all, and I hope to get back on track soon. Did I tell you how tiring work was? Not to mention how hard it is to be poor when one is working. That dang money. I just can’t find enough ways to get rid of it fast enough. Just to keep my lowest of the lower middle of the road socioeconomic class…don’t ya know…
In the romance writing world, don’t forget, I have three releases coming out in August. One book in print (see signature block below) and two in e-book format for all your sensible folks who don’t want to haul paperback books around in your RVs!
Join me in supporting the Humane Society in it’s efforts to make the lives of animals more bearable and more humane. I am asking you to consider not eating veal. I gave it up many, many years ago when I discovered how the calves were kept chained in small crates (to keep the meat tender) for the extent of their short lives. They cannot turn around, lie down or spread their limbs. Isn’t this nuts? These animals are infants and should be with their mothers. Calves know pain, grief and terror. Just because they don’t speak like you and I doesn’t mean they should be subjected to such torture. Nothing can taste that good. Nothing. I truly believe that.
Till we meet again, my friends, may the wind howl and beat rain down on your face only when your awning is up and may the road lead you to the RV dealer of your dreams!
Hungry Horse Reservoir, Montana
Bess McBride
“Romances for Armchair Travelers”
www.bessmcbride.com www.myspace.com/bessmcbride
Love of My Heart available now
A Sigh of Love available now
A Trail of Love coming August 16, 2008
A Train Through Time coming August 22, 2008













































